Ha! you thought I'd tell you!  What do you take me for?  A sellout??  Do you seriously think I would tell you something that might let you find out how to get in??  Do I even know what I'm talking about right now?  OR why I'm making this page?  All these questions and more will be answered with the next FC update.

Disclaimer: No questions will be answered in the next FC update.  In fact, many more questions will be posed.

Okay, I feel bad for you now.  You expected to see something neat.  Well here you go - gaze upon Minneapolis in its golden beauty.  Where am I?

Note: The last question posed (namely "where am I?") will not be answered in the next FC update either.  Or will it?